My upcoming book...

THIS WILL DISAPPOINT YOU

520 Brief Notes on Life, Meaning, and Other Curiosities

"A collection of aphorisms, anecdotes, and unverified assertions from the semi-beloved, pseudo-intellectual philosophical rabble-rouser, Abraham Piper. Millions of people have seen and engaged with his absurdist musings online, and now he brings that provocative energy, such as it is, to the page.

 

Leaping topically from art to religion to meaningless tattoos and back again, Piper promises to not be boring. Or, failing that, to only bore you briefly."

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